Market-Fresh Flowers + Gourmet Chocolates

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if either are wilted, you’re totally effed, so get a sweetly discounted, guaranteed-fresh bouquet and some primo sweets from Farmgirl Flowers. The eco-friendly SF florists reduce waste and ensure quality by creating just one style of lady-pleasing arrangement each day from the just-cut 24" flowers scored from market that morning (from all manner of roses, to tulips, lilies & more), whose color tends to last longer than ones you buy from the gas station right up the street from your girlfriend’s apartment before she gets home from work on the 14th.

To make this an absolute slam-dunk, you also get a box of premium Two Hearts "s'mores", graham cracker-dipped milk & dark delights that're flecked with 24kt gold and usually go for around $50/box, plus a decorative glass vase. And because Farmgirl knows you’re going to wait ‘til the last minute, they’re taking orders until midnight before Valentine’s, after which you’ll be forced to buy that gas station bouquet, which will droop fast, but not as fast as you will when she shoots you a seriously withering glance.