Seal the Deal w/ Gourmet Wine & Chocolate

The age-old problem: Valentine’s Day sneaks up on you way faster than the realization that you’re actually in a relationship. The never-fail solution: wine and chocolate from TastingRoom.com, complete with included holiday delivery for just $30. The online vino vendors have selected a trio of their finest 50mL tasting bottles (Cabernet Sauvignon, Zinfandel, and a Port-style blend) and bundled two of each with a Recchiuti Confections dark milk chocolate bar that purports to “discover new flavor profiles” in its 55% cacao base, which works every time, 100% of the time.

TastingRoom.com will further facilitate your desire for low-effort, high-yield gifting by packaging this bundle in a V-Day appropriate gift box, which they’ll then ship* to your loved/liked/slept-with one, with a promise to deliver it by Cupid’s stupid special day if you order by February 6th -- the drop-dead date for coming to grips with the fact that you are, in fact, dating.