Actually Affordable Custom Jeans from INDi

So, Brian Scalabrine, Joel Przybilla, and Helen Mirren walk into a bar, then all say “Give us DiSaronno on the rocks and check out our butts in these custom jeans from INDi!” Be like that curious crew with this well-dressed offer: for just $95, grab a usually $175 pair of INDi’s red giant/silver fox-approved bespoke denim. Here’s how it works:

1. Select your cut. Dudes have 3 options like the classic Portrero or slim Telegraph, while ladies have 5 styles that complement pretty much any outfit.
2. Pick your fabric & details. Choose from a clutch of 100% cotton denims in all manner of washes, then pimp out with rivet color, pocket shape & embroidery patterns, and fly & leg opening styles, plus choice of rise for da females.
3. Fit ‘em. Answer questions about the shape of your thigh & “seat”, then help them hone in by providing numbers for height, weight & shoe size.

Armed with only these specs, INDi’ll fabricate your totally personalized pair, and’ll keep your deets on-hand should you want to order additional pairs later (you will). Obviously, these make a killer V-Day gift for a significant other who’s in need of a pair of slick jeans, or an ironclad strategy to make Mirren/The White Mamba be your valentine.