Flash Your ‘Stache... On Your Tie

Rollie Fingers may never return your calls, so snag something that matches -- nay, exceeds! -- the magnificence of his epic ‘stache with this offer: $28 for a custom-made, moustache-shaped tie clip and shipping from hirsute haberdashers Tsaiclip. The improbable offspring of a HR manager, a consultant, and a successful Kickstarter, Tsaiclip focuses all that creative energy on this singular mewelry design, a solid brass handlebar soup-strainer that’ll keep your necktie from dangling into your soup by fastening it to your shirt with a spring-loaded clasp.

If you’re thinking “I’m not sure I’ll stand out enough at the office with just a custom-made moustache tie clip”, worry not, because they’re customizing this 1.75”-wide man-cessory  further exclusively for Thrillist Rewards with an understatedly sleek matte gunmetal powdercoat finish and laser-etched "hey good-lookin'". Plus, shipping’s included in the price (normally another $5), and if you order before 2/7, you’ll get it for Valentine’s Day, making this a perfect gift if you’re a cool girlfriend, or a perfect conversation-starter if you’re a dude looking to find one after finally realizing Rollie ain’t calling you back.